Linus. Kiss me.
Rosetta. What?
Linus. Kiss me, baby?
Rosetta. You’re going to have to do better than that.
Linus. There’s a good reason why you should kiss me.
Rosetta. And that would be?
Linus. I just had five mints.
Rosetta. What kind?
Linus. Wouldn’t you like to know?
Rosetta. Peppermint or spearmint?
Linus. Pepper.
Rosetta. How fresh are you?
Linus. I have the fifth one still melting in my mouth.
Rosetta. How far is it along?
Linus. I would say a little past half.
Rosetta. Was it your intention to kiss me while the mint was still melting in your mouth?
Linus. I became impatient and decided to ask you to kiss me now.
Rosetta. Are you willing to rescind your mint?
Linus. Only if we kiss can you claim the mint
Rosetta. Then we should kiss.
End. Mint Recinded