Zuma. We did it.
Gobel. What, what happened?
Zuma. We got a sponsor.
Gobel. Really? Who?
Zuma. Kraehkamp.
Gobel. The ketchup company?
Zuma. Yeah, but apparently they do more than ketchup.
Gobel. Really?
Zuma. They also make potato products like frozen French fries.
Gobel. That makes sense. Buy the French fries and eat them with the ketchup.
Zuma. Yeah, and it makes sense that they would make pasta sauces and baked beans too.
Gobel. Pasta sauce makes sense. I guess baked beans is a stretch, but still feasible.
Zuma. How about a variety of Asian sauces?
Gobel. Um, do they make Thai curries?
Zuma. I think they do.
Gobel. I’ve got to try it out.
Zuma. Kraehkamp makes cereal and rice products.
Gobel. Sounds like they’re covering the starches.
Zuma. Baby food.
Gobel. Really?
Zuma. Yeah, and food for dogs and cats.
Gobel. Kraehkamp makes dog food?
Zuma. I guess it’s because of the starch products and their soy and tuna divisions.
Gobel. They’re in the ocean too?
Zuma. They’ve got a weight loss chain too.
Gobel. For those who don’t want to eat.
Zuma. They make whiskey too. Soaps, cooking oils, and they own a chicken restaurant chain.
Gobel. We need to stop them.
Zuma. I think I know how.
End. Kraehkamp Ketchup