Saturday, February 01, 2003

Fritz. I heard that you have a metal detector.
Laurent. No? Where did you hear that?
Fritz. Don’t you scour the beaches to find what the rich tourists drop in the sand?
Laurent. No?
Fritz. So what was the most valuable thing you’ve found?
Laurent. Am I here? Can you see me?
Fritz. Yes?
Laurent. What’s my name?
Fritz. You’re name?
Laurent. Amuse me. What’s my name?
Fritz. Your name is Felix, Felix.
Laurent. No, it’s not. It’s Laurent.
Fritz. What?
Laurent. What’s your name?
Fritz. My name?
Laurent. Yeah. You do know what you’re name is, don’t you?
Fritz. No. I don’t know what my name is.
Laurent. Are you Fritz?
End. Laurent is not Fritz