Jalila. Sargis?
Sargis. Uh huh?
Jalila. I went through your glove compartment when you were in the store.
Sargis. Oh?
Jalila. Why do you keep two pairs of driving goggles in your glove compartment?
Sargis. Isn’t it somewhat obvious?
Jalila. But the only reason to wear them would be when for some reason the windshield goes missing. Is that why?
Sargis. What if I said yes?
Jalila. But you don’t have a first aid kit.
Sargis. I have a jack and spare tire, though.
Jalila. So the only emergencies you are prepared for are a flat tire and a windshield gone missing.
Sargis. I guess so.
Jalila. You’re hoping your windshield goes missing, aren’t you?
Sargis. There’s a pair for you if it happens today.
End. Windshield Gone Missing