Saulius. What are you doing?
Sofya. I don’t know. What am I doing?
Saulius. You’re peeling off the labels off your bottles of beer.
Sofya. It’s a good sign of how drunk I am. You see. You have to peel them with the right amount of tension or else the label doesn’t come off completely. Here, I’ll pull a perfect label just for you. Oh no, I’m messing up. This one’s a bad one. I’m sorry.
Saulius. It’s okay.
Sofya. I would give you these other labels, but they’re for the waiters and bartenders.
Saulius. Are you drunk?
Sofya. I feel drunk.
Saulius. Do you feel good?
Sofya. I think so, but I’ve run out of labels to peel. It might make me sad.
Saulius. I could order another round of beer.
Sofya. That’ll make me happy.
End. Labels to Peel